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Having a nice conversation about sports with @nikostheimpaler.

Leslie: do u get a boner when u see a football
Nick: no
Leslie: is it like OH SPORTS
i love u pigskin
lets go eags
lets make out goalpost
u probably like baseball
and all the other gayest of sports
Nick: a couple things
you don’t make out with goal posts, you put them in your hiney
I don’t like the eagles, or really follow the NFL
AND I barely post anything about sports anywhere
if you looked at me, you would not be like “hey that guy LOVES sports”
Leslie: i would definitely not say that
the first time i saw you i thought “potential ex rapist”

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